To my friends who
enjoy a glass of wine,
and those who don't ,
and are always
seen with a bottle of water
in their hand,

Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."



In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
scientists have demonstrated that,
if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli,
(E.. Coli) - bacteria--
found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

we do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor),
because alcohol has to go through
a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water
and be full of sh!t .



VERIFICATION:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE
DRINK A LOT OF WATER
WHILE IN SESSION.

THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


There is no need to thank me for
This valuable information:


I'm doing it as a public service