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research24
14th March 2009, 19:50
Quotations from the best and brightest, Bernanke & Paulson

Its a rainy night, I'm down with the flue and disgusted with television, so I'm trying for a little on-topic amusement here.

June 20th, 2007 – Bernanke: The mortgage debacle “will not affect the economy overall.''

July 12th, 2007 – Paulson: "This is far and away the strongest global economy I've seen in my business lifetime."

August 1st, 2007 – Paulson: "I see the underlying economy as being very healthy,"

October 15th, 2007 – Bernanke: "It is not the responsibility of the Federal Reserve - nor would it be appropriate - to protect lenders and investors from the consequences of their financial decisions."

May 7, 2008 – Paulson: 'The worst is likely to be behind us . . . . ”

May 16th, 2008 – Paulson: "In my judgment, we are closer to the end of the market turmoil than the beginning."

July 16th, 2008 – Bernanke: On Freddie and Fannie: “They will make it through the storm”, "… in no danger of failing.","…adequately capitalized"

Only two months later both were nationalized.

February 14th, 2008 – Paulson: (the economy) "is fundamentally strong, diverse and resilient."

If you are going to tell a lie, make it a big one department: September 23rd, 2008 – Bernanke: "My interest is solely for the strength and recovery of the U.S. economy,"

Bernanke : “I don't think that Chinese ownership of U.S. assets is so large as to put our country at risk economically.”

11/28/08 & 3/3/09 Bernanke : “We expect to see recovery beginning in the second half of 2009.

“History proves, however, that a smart central bank can protect the economy and the financial sector from the nastier side effects of a stock market collapse. “

“A collapse in U.S. stock prices certainly would cause a lot of white knuckles on Wall Street. But what effect would it have on the broader U.S. economy? If Wall Street crashes, does Main Street follow? Not necessarily.”

“Our understanding of the best practice in monetary policy evolved during Alan Greenspan's tenure at the Fed, and it will continue.”

But Ben was right at least once in his life: “In other words, the best way to get out of trouble is not to get into it in the first place.” Of course he speaketh with forked tongue.

skijake
14th March 2009, 20:14
Follow the logic here, Why won't the media types just hammer these guys on these and hundreds of other ridiculous statements? It's hard to back up Bush Jr. but the media would never let go of Mission Accomplished or strategery or WMDs. Why won't the fearless media draped in the Freedom of Speech flag go after these guys? Call a spade a spade. Losers:rolleyes:

Hope you feel better. Tons of Vitamin C. Kills anything!;)

research24
14th March 2009, 20:23
When you consider that they are owned by the likes of GE, the answer becomes rather obvious. Welcome to fascism.

Tribal Warrior
14th March 2009, 22:01
I have an idea, how about Paulson and Big Ben on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? LoL dang he'd burn them into the ground, they'd be just like Jim Cramer, deer in the headlights.

TomGray
14th March 2009, 22:12
I have an idea, how about Paulson and Big Ben on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? LoL dang he'd burn them into the ground, they'd be just like Jim Cramer, deer in the headlights.

It would be funny.

akak
15th March 2009, 22:05
Quotations from the best and brightest, Bernanke & Paulson

Its a rainy night, I'm down with the flue and disgusted with television, so I'm trying for a little on-topic amusement here.

June 20th, 2007 – Bernanke: The mortgage debacle “will not affect the economy overall.''

July 12th, 2007 – Paulson: "This is far and away the strongest global economy I've seen in my business lifetime."

August 1st, 2007 – Paulson: "I see the underlying economy as being very healthy,"

October 15th, 2007 – Bernanke: "It is not the responsibility of the Federal Reserve - nor would it be appropriate - to protect lenders and investors from the consequences of their financial decisions."

May 7, 2008 – Paulson: 'The worst is likely to be behind us . . . . ”

May 16th, 2008 – Paulson: "In my judgment, we are closer to the end of the market turmoil than the beginning."

July 16th, 2008 – Bernanke: On Freddie and Fannie: “They will make it through the storm”, "… in no danger of failing.","…adequately capitalized"

Only two months later both were nationalized.

February 14th, 2008 – Paulson: (the economy) "is fundamentally strong, diverse and resilient."

If you are going to tell a lie, make it a big one department: September 23rd, 2008 – Bernanke: "My interest is solely for the strength and recovery of the U.S. economy,"

Bernanke : “I don't think that Chinese ownership of U.S. assets is so large as to put our country at risk economically.”

11/28/08 & 3/3/09 Bernanke : “We expect to see recovery beginning in the second half of 2009.

“History proves, however, that a smart central bank can protect the economy and the financial sector from the nastier side effects of a stock market collapse. “

“A collapse in U.S. stock prices certainly would cause a lot of white knuckles on Wall Street. But what effect would it have on the broader U.S. economy? If Wall Street crashes, does Main Street follow? Not necessarily.”

“Our understanding of the best practice in monetary policy evolved during Alan Greenspan's tenure at the Fed, and it will continue.”

But Ben was right at least once in his life: “In other words, the best way to get out of trouble is not to get into it in the first place.” Of course he speaketh with forked tongue.



These would all be so funny if they weren't so tragic --- hundreds of millions of people are suffering, and going to suffer, as a result of these bastards' incompetence and/or evil.

Why does ANYONE put any faith in the words of these fools who have been so consistently WRONG?

Katwoman
15th March 2009, 22:40
His latest one liner is

America's recession "probably" will end this year if the government succeeds in bolstering the banking system, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Sunday in a rare television interview.

That's the best one I ever heard. :p

fansubs_ca
17th March 2009, 04:01
Hope you feel better. Tons of Vitamin C. Kills anything!;)

Why does that bring up the image of a 40 ton shipping container full of
Vitamin C tablets being dropped on someone by accident? ;)

podrag
17th March 2009, 07:10
We had the Greenspan put, now it's all about the Bernanke fade.